SIMPSONS DRIVERS ED FILM

From when the Simpsons made me laugh... and watch. I can't count how many times I've used Homer's line: "It's funny 'cause I don't know him."

HELP! WORDS... KEEP... COMING... IN... RANDOM... ORDER

Well, at least they can't take her prettiness away.

IT'S AN OLD STORY... BUT STILL FUNNY

NOTE TO SELF: DON'T DIVE UNTIL IN WATER

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THANKS ANDY REID

Andy Reid is one heck of a football coach. At 34 years of age, after working many years in the college ranks, he was hired as an assistant by the NFL's Green Bay Packers. Known for his stellar work ethic, Reid worked his way up to quarterbacks coach in 1997, the same year they won the Super Bowl. His reputation radiated around the league, which led to a head coaching position with the Philadelphia Eagles in 1999.

Oh, I guess at this point I should mention that during this single-minded drive to become the best football coach he could be, Reid also managed to father five children. Which explains why, in 2001, when the Eagles offered him the extra responsibility of becoming the Executive Vice President of Football Operations for the team, he happily accepted.

For those not familiar with pro football, this means that on top of having an already demanding 365-day-a-year job, Reid was now also responsible for scouting, evaluating, drafting, and interviewing prospective players in the off-season. In other words, his kids were about ready to see a whole lot less of "Big Daddy". By the way, Reid took on these additional duties when his children were 17, 15, 12, 10 and 8 years-old.

Which leads me to today's news that Reid's now 22 year-old son Britt was arrested yesterday on suspicion of driving while impaired. Normally this wouldn't raise too many eyebrows, however it's interesting to note that this son is already awaiting sentencing for a January 30th road-rage case in which he brandished a handgun at another driver. He plead guilty just last week to gun and drug charges and yet, before he's even sentenced, decided to drive with a blood-alcohol level of .10.

And just so you know we're not dealing with the rouge "black sheep" of the Reid clan, it should also be noted that Britt's older brother is having legal problems of his own. Twenty-four year-old Garrett Reid is facing three days in jail after admitting to using heroin the day he ran a red light and hit another car.

With three more kids at home (two of which are driving age)... it should be mentioned that Reid is hasn't given up ONE OUNCE of responsibility at work. In fact, he's currently at the Philadelphia Eagles training facility, and plans to be on the sidelines this Sunday when his team takes on the Pittsburgh Steelers. I only hope Eastern Pennsylvania drivers can survive on the road long enough to see Mr. Reid's team bring home a Super Bowl trophy. Won't that make everyone's dream come true?

Andy Reid... stellar coach... shit father.

BILL MAHER MAKES BILL O'RELLY LOOK LIKE... WELL, BILL O'REILLY

PUMPCAST NEWS

Something funny (yes, funny) from The Tonight Show. Also, I think Tim Stack is funny as hell... so sue me.

HOLY CRAP! "KING OF KONG" IS IN THEATERS!

Watch this clip! It's "eyeball gold" I tells ya!

Oh golly! Here's Mark's WEBPAGE! You're welcome!

And yes, you read that right. He's 5'10" and 126 POUNDS!

CARICATURE ARTIST JOE BLUHM

You've seen them at amusement parks, shopping malls, and county fairs everywhere: The caricature artist. Their job takes skill, creativity, and tact. After all, no one wants to purchase a piece of art that ACCURATELY exaggerates one's flaws. Joe Bluhm knows this dilemma first-hand. His amazing artwork is sometimes loved, but often hated by the people he renders in ink and pencil. In fact, he's even published a book of caricatures that customers have refused to pay for.

Here then is a few of these "failures" in video form, as well as the link to the website for his aptly-named book "Rejects".
NUMBER ONE:

NUMBER TWO:

NUMBER THREE:

O'REILLY DOES IT AGAIN... AND AGAIN

Keith Olbermann catches Bill O'Reilly making up things twice in the same broadcast. Therefore he makes a multiple appearance on The Countdown's "Worst Person in the World" segment.

THE FASCINATING ART OF RON MUECK

Ron Mueck worked for years as a special effects artist for film and television, even brining the creatures of 1986's Labyrinth to life. He now he uses his talent to amaze the traditional art world.

This is hyper-real sculpture that has never been seen before. Amazing stuff!

WALK HARD: THE MOVIE

You gotta love John C. Reilly... you just gotta!

DICK CHENEY (circa 1994) EXPLAINS "QUAGMIRE" THAT WOULD RESULT FROM IRAQ OCCUPATION

From the new documentary "Grand Theft Country", comes this interesting clip of Dick Cheney. Too bad Dick doesn't have a long-term memory... some 3,600 Americans might still be alive today.

THANKS TO CROOKS AND LIARS

SPIDERCAT!

This trick is so cool... it would almost make up for having to scoop cat crap out of a plastic tray. Almost.

THE OMNI-DIRECTIONAL TREADMILL

This is something you truly have to see to believe! This revolutionary treadmill puts the Star Trek "Holideck" within reach my friends!

AMAZING BEATBOX DEMO!

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A FLOOD OF FELINES!

Ever wonder what 130 hungry cats in a small apartment would look & sound like? Well, feast your eyes on this! (NOTE: It's only twenty-one seconds... but what a glorious 1/3 of a minute)

WORST BID EVER!

The Showcase Showdown on "The Price is Right" has seen its fair share of poor price guessers, but this guy takes the cake!

SOCCER FLOP COMPILATION

I posted something similar to this the other day, but this shows a wide variety of wimpy flops, falls, and fake-impacts. Also, I love the mocking Star Wars flute music!

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