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OUTSTANDING TRAFFIC STOP FOOTAGE!

In this man's defense, when your nuts itch... time stands still.

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GREG PROOPS ON "SUPERDELUXE"!

Those of you who know me personally are well aware of the sleazy "Mom and Pop" greenscreen operation I operate out of my garage. Talented and funny people like Greg Proops and Paul Gilmartin show up in the dead of night... and a few days later, a masterpiece of chroma keyed goodness is birthed into the cyberworld!

Here's the first installment of one such endeavor for TBS' web portal "Super Deluxe" featuring the aforementioned Mr. Proops:

WORST... INTERVIEW... EVER!

Watch this former harp player completely sleepwalk though an interview with actress Holly Hunter. It's like the last two minutes of a "Three's Company" episode that seemingly goes on forever! Get this woman some inflection... STAT!

SIMON PEGG WANTS A BMX BIKE!

British "mentalist" Derren Brown shows the power of persuasion by making actor Simon Pegg crave a BMX bike. Truly amazing video!

ONE WORD: COLBERT

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CARLOS MENCIA CAN'T HELP HIMSELF

If you're even a casual fan of stand-up comedy, you've surely heard the accusations that Carlos Menica steals other comedians bits time and time again. Now it appears he may be "borrowing" material for his TV show. First off, take a look at this video... if you haven't seen it already:

This "David Blaine" video was posted last October (2006) and has since generated over 6,000,000 hits on YouTube alone. It even spawned a sequel by the same three writer/actors that currently has over 3,000,000 hits.

To most people, these videos are examples of something funny and original. However, to Carlos Mencia, they're simply examples. Something to clumsily copy and make less humorous... despite having a budget. Take a gander at Mind of Mencia's "original" Criss Angel bit:

Add in the fact that Criss Angel is not exactly known for this "mentalism" style of magic, and you've got... well... Carlos being Carlos... again.

ONE OF THE REASONS I CAN'T WATCH SOCCER

BRUTALLY EXPENSIVE CAR DETAILING

Thank goodness there's no starving children in the world, huh?

RIGHT-WINGER ATTACKS CINDY SHEEHAN

Chris Vucovich is a typical right-wing war lover. He's enamored of George W. Bush. He believes in the Iraq War. And he thinks we should stay "until the job is done" - whatever that means.

On this day he decides to take his tiny brain to Washington in order to "debate" anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan. (Note: See how he handles the question about the Iraqi people (and government) wanting the US to leave. Brilliant!)

However, things take an even worse turn when he comes face-to-face with anti-war Vietnam Veterans. First, he challenges a war veteran to refuse any government assistance, presumably because he chooses to disagree with the current President's policy. And then he goes into a complete tailspin once he's asked to serve in the very war he supports.

He starts by claiming that he's 31 years-old, and therefore "the Army doesn't want him." However NOTHING could be further from the truth. In fact, the US Army has INCREASED its enlistment age first from 35 to 40 (in 2005), then from 40 to 42 (in 2006).

Then he claims that they want him to "make money so that they can pay for it". I must've missed that in Dubya's State of the Union speech this year. In fact, haven't we been getting tax cuts throughout this whole mess?

Then he claims, "If they said today that they needed men, I'd go." Is this guy really serious? Why would the Army raise the enlistment age, or loosen fitness standards, or consider recruits with criminal records unless we needed men?

You know, it's one thing to be a loud-mouthed, idiot chickenhawk... but you could at least be honest in your cowardice.

THANKS TO CROOKS AND LIARS

TIRES + SKI JUMP = WACKY JAPANESE TV SEGMENT!

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MORE PATTON OSWALT GENIUS!

Bush and Cheney = Bo & Luke!

LETTERMAN "MANIPULATES" OPTIMUS PRIME!

2007 HOT DOG EATING CHAMPIONSHIP: GLUTTONY COMES BACK HOME!

Takeru Kobayashi had won the last six Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Championships coming into today's competition. However, on this day American Joey Chestnut would not be denied. In just twelve minutes, Chestnut scarfs down 66 HOT DOGS & BUNS for a new world record. It's a TWO-PARTER PEOPLE!!!
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PART TWO:

FAVORITE QUOTE:
(3:31 mark of PART TWO) "This would be the greatest moment in the history of American Sports if Chestnut can bring the belt home to Coney Island!"

WARNING: POLITICAL POST

I know, I know... I've managed to stay away from politically charged entries recently. However, the hypocrisy from conservatives regarding "Scooter" Libby is enough to make you want to throw up. Here's Kate O'Beirne drinks the Kool-Aid and creates some shifty logic to differentiate Bill Clinton's lying and obstruction of justice from Scooter's.

Apparently, the fact that Scooter was tried an convicted of these offenses means NOTHING! Let's remember again that Clinton's lying was in regard to a sexual indiscretion... and that Scooter's was involved in ruining a long-time CIA agent's career.

If Dubya's cronyism didn't make you want to puke before... good luck keeping down your food now.

LARRY NANCE HE AIN'T!

The funniest dizzy, drunken dunk attempt EVER!

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SNOTTY WOMAN GETS OWNED AT iPHONE LAUNCH!

This truly makes your heart sing!

99 YEAR-OLD AL HIRSCHFELD DRAWING!

From the documentary "The Line King", here's a little over seven minutes of footage documenting Mr. Hirschfeld's drawing of Paul Newman. It's amazing to see the steady hand of a 99 year-old artist create something this beautiful.