THE SAFE SAW: VIDEO DEMONSTRATION

Say goodbye to three-fingered shop teachers thanks to this handy little invention:

Richard Cheney = DICK

See Dick faced with facts. See Dick lie. See Dick look like a Dick. Bad Dick.

WTF?! A WOMEN'S BIKINI RACE ON A HORSE TRACK?!

Los Angeles' own Hollywood Park Race TRack is going to great lengths to bring people back to the races. Here's an example of one stunt... with an interesting surprise at the end too!

I WANNA BE FAMOUS

A Singer (Jessica Delfino) and an Animator (Nick Fox-Gieg) explore the world of sad people and their desire to get their fifteen minutes of fame.

25 GREAT CALVIN AND HOBBES STRIPS

I found this while stumbling through cyberspace and, while the post is three years old, it's no less entertaining to wade through some examples of the genius that was Bill Watterson's "Calvin and Hobbes". Enjoy!

CLICK IMAGE ABOVE TO SEE THE STRIPS!

A CREATION MUSEUM?

Hey everybody! Dinosaurs and humans co-existed just 6,000 years ago! Just like "The Flinstones" prophesized! So says a high school science teacher with a B.S. (no pun intended) degree. And he's got a fancy museum to prove it!

REPUBLICAN RON PAUL ON "REAL TIME"

Finally, a Republican I actually like:

PROVING EVOLUTION!

Drunken fans at the Preakness Stakes take turns running across the roofs of 100+ port-o-potties, while other fans chuck beer cans at them. After watching this... can anyone really believe we're NOT slightly evolved monkeys?

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ADAM SANDLER SURPRISES BOB BARKER

Adam Sandler proves he might just be the coolest guy on the planet by surprising Bob Barker during his farewell Primetime Special!

MIKE DID IT AGAIN!

I posted an entry last week from my friend Mike regarding Conservatives and Religion. Well, he did it again... and this time takes on Rudy Giuliani's "terrorism" credentials.

GO HERE TO READ THE ENTRY

REALLY? WE NEED A "RAMBO 4"?

Just what in the hell does Sylvester Stallone think he's doing?! Last year, we saw a WAY TOO OLD Rocky Balboa... and now a 60 year-old John Rambo is crawling out of woodwork? Can a retirement-age "Cobra" be in the works? Maybe they could borrow Danny Glover's "I'm too old for this shit," catch-phrase from "Lethal Weapon".

A WHOLE LARRY SANDERS EPISODE

This one, entitled "Hank's Night in the Sun" is one of my favorites. Hank fills in for Larry one night, then becomes a huge pain in the ass when he receives positive feedback.

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PART THREE:

WORDS... MAKE... MARINO... ANGRY!

PATTON OSWALT ON "BIRTH SCIENCE" & "KFC'S FAMOUS BOWLS"

It's a near-perfect five-minutes-and-thirty-two-seconds of comedy. Patton and Andy Kindler are my favorites on the comedy circuit.

Oh, so THAT'S the Luray Caverns.

I SMELL A LAWSUIT...

Oooofff... this is one reason why I've never gotten a tattoo.

TRAILER FOR "GYMKATA"

After the 1984 Olympics, gymnastics was a big deal in the United States. Hollywood tried everything to create projects around the likes of Mary Lou Retton, Mitch Gaylord, Bart Conner, and Kurt Thomas. In Thomas' case, someone noticed a similarity between gymnastic movements and martial arts... and "Gymkata" was born.

The only problem was fitting traditional gymnastics equipment within the flimsy storyline. With this in mind, you've never seen so many conveniently placed pommel horses and parallel bars in your life. In the end, even the upbeat voice of Don LaFontaine couldn't save this turd.

ONE TOUGH TORTOISE...

This tortoise takes the attack to a cat three times it's size. Wow!

THE GREATEST BLOG ENTRY EVER?

I rarely forward people to other blogs, but this post was simply too much to ignore. My friend, Mike, is a successful writer who often makes me chuckle with his various observations on life... but in this instance touched on something much deeper. I often get confused when I think about my own views on God/faith, and draw a hard line between the greatness of the Universe (aka "spirituality") and the man-made rules attributed to that higher power (aka "religion").

In his piece called "Why Don't Conservatives Believe God is Great?", Mike does a phenomenal job of explaining this complex issue, and also takes a healthy jab at the GOP. Could anything be better?

PLEASE CLICK HERE TO GO TO HIS POST

A FULL EPISODE OF "SMALL WONDER"!?

Enjoy this amazingly bad episode from one of the worst sitcoms of all time!

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PART TWO:

CONAN VISITS INTEL

Conan O'Brien wraps up his week-long visit to San Francisco with a tour of the Intel plant in Santa Clara, CA. What happens when a nerdy talk show host visits the epicenter of "super nerd-dom"? Find out:
(UPDATE: APPARENTLY NBC WANTED THEIR VERSION OF THE VIDEO UP. SO HERE IT IS.)

AMAZING AD! THIS IS SPECIAL EFFECTS AT IT'S BEST!

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A viral ad for Travelers Insurance... but it really doesn't matter. The physics... the green screen acting... the directing... it's flawless!

BIBLE FIGHT!

An amazing flash game that pits "Good vs. Evil". Jesus swings a mean cross! (UPDATE: Sorry about the re-direct... I thought I could embed the game itself.)

Bible Fight

CAN WE REVOKE THE "NEWS" LABEL FROM FOX YET?

Watch this nine-plus minutes devoted to Paris Hilton's 45-day sentence. My favorite blurb:

The inmates get three low-sodium meals a day, with dinner the only hot meal. Beef and pork are not permitted, it's all poultry-based there.

DRUNKEN MONKEYS! THEY'RE JUST LIKE US!

SAD KERMIT SINGS "HURT"

Very funny concept... however the voice isn't quite "dead on". You can see more at SADKERMIT.COM.

Sad Kermit - Hurt
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ANDY McKEE: GUITARIST?

I stumbled across Andy McKee today at a site called "The Covers Project", which brings you the best differing versions of your favorite songs. I use a question mark following the word "guitarist", because I've never seen the instrument played in this particular manner. His version of Toto's "Africa" is amazing:

But as good as that is, you'll be blown away by McKee's original piece called "Drifing":

The Swedish Chef Video Page?

CLICK PICTURE TO VISIT SITE

Yeah, an actual fan site that's dedicated to celebrating the classic "Muppet Show" character. It features 16 complete segments of the unintelligible wizard of the whisk. Did you know that this was one of the few muppets that featured actual human hands? Did you know it took Frank Oz AND Jim Henson to operate the "Chef"? Did you care?