Friday, March 30, 2007

GRAND THEFT AUTO IV: THE TRAILER

Wow, it looks like the fellas over at Rockstar Games have mapped out Manhattan (and surrounding areas) as the setting for Grand Theft Auto IV. These graphics just keep getting more and more realistic. I can just see the wasted hours piling up...

Grand Theft Auto 4 Trailer! - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!

Thursday, March 29, 2007

REASON #24 NOT TO RIDE A MOTORCYCLE

Tailgating motorcycle guy + distracted motorist = injured motorcycle guy.

Stupid Driver Causes Bike Crash - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!

Monday, March 26, 2007

ANOTHER "WILD ANIMAL" GUY ATTACKED BY... A WILD ANIMAL!

Wow! Another guy who makes his living getting way too "up close and personal" with wild animals, gets attacked? What are the odds?

Here you can see Jeff Corwin casually wrapping his arm around the trunk of an elephant he's known for less than five minutes, when the pachyderm goes all ,"Oh no you did'ent!" on his ass.

What are these guys thinking?! What are we thinking when we're surprised this stuff happens?!

I think Norm McDonald summed it up best when he put perspective on "The Crocodile Hunter's" death.

Norm McDonald on Steve Irwin - Celebrity bloopers here

PEOPLE BANNED FROM SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

Here's an article that lists all of the actors/musicians that have received a lifetime ban from Saturday Night Live, along with some interesting back stories into each incident. One of the better entries?
Chevy Chase was banned from hosting the show again after the February 15, 1997 episode due to his verbal abuse of the cast and crew during the week. Chase became notorious for his treatment of certain cast members when hosting past episodes, particularly his remarks to openly gay cast member Terry Sweeney.

Note: In 1985, Chase suggested that a perfect skit for Sweeney would be one in which he plays an AIDS victim who gets weighed every week. Chase's abusive behavior during the 1985 episode and other episodes are detailed in the Live From New York: An Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live book.
Another revelation? Steven Seagal is a total douche. Who would've guessed that?!

The entire article can be read HERE.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

CLASSIC TENACIOUS D

A classic episode from Tenacious D's HBO series. Warning: the language involved here is definitely something that could get you fired.

HOMELESS GUY SINGS "LET'S GET IT ON" AT THE APOLLO THEATER

At first glance, this looks like an accident waiting to happen. A greasy, white, homeless-looking dude struts out to the microphone, drops his 1980's boom box, and proceeds to launch into Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get it On".

Upon further review, get this guy a shower and a record contract!

Saturday, March 24, 2007

IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO LAUGH AT THIS ONE...

A three-year old is asked what she would do if a monster came out of the TV. The results are spectacular.

Friday, March 23, 2007

WORST... EDITING... EVER!

Note to the editor: You can't show the horse (and rider) coming to a complete stop on the ground, and then expect us to believe their momentum carried them underneath the truck. It's called physics my friend... look into it.

Awful Indian Movie Horse Stunt - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!

Thursday, March 22, 2007

ADAM SANDLER INTERVIEWS HIS DOG

Apparently David Letterman got sick last night moments before taping The Late Show and forced scheduled guest Adam Sandler into the hosting chair. Now if you didn't already like him before (I've heard he's a nice guy), then I dare you to not like him after you see him interview his bulldog "Matzoball".

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

CARLOS MENCIA STEALS FROM BILL COSBY?

Okay, so Carlos Mencia (aka Ned Holness) has apparently been stealing bits from comedians for years. He recently even had an on-stage altercation with Joe Rogan about his pension for "borrowing" material. However, it's often difficult to prove these matters when no one has concrete dates and times for when material was originated. That is, until now.

You see, it seems that Mr. Mencia decided to go "old school" with his material for his March 2006 stand-up special No Strings Attached. "How old school?", you ask. How about stealing a bit from Bill Cosby's concert film Himself from 1983. That's right, Carlos decided to pilfer from a TELEVISED PERFORMANCE that debuted when he was just 15 years-old.

It never ceases to amaze me what people will do in lieu of actual work. This is disgusting.

Carlos Mencia Stealing Jokes From Cosby - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!
Oooh, and if you want to see the house that stolen jokes built... CLICK HERE!

AMAZING FRENCH BEATBOXER!

Not much else to say...

WEIRD AL: TRAPPED IN THE DRIVE THRU

Doug Bresler of "Doogtoons" animates this 10-minute parody of R. Kelly's "Trapped In The Closet". Well done all around!
Trapped In The Drive-Thru

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

COURTESY OF MY BROTHER: FALLING WOMEN IN SLOW-MOTION

Gravity + uncoordinated females = comedy!

Thanks RYAN!

Monday, March 19, 2007

GENIUS ON A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL

Okay, I loved Ricky Gervais when he starred in (and created) "The Office".

Then, I LOVED Ricky Gervais when he starred in (and created) "Extras".

Now I need a new word to describe how I feel about him after seeing this Comic Relief segment taped for "2007 Red Nose Day". The guy is on a whole other planet when it comes to creating funny shit!

NEED POKER HELP?

Do you play Texas Hold 'Em? Do you often look at your two hole cards and wonder, "Do I bet, fold, or run for the hills?" If so, then PaddyPowerPoker.com has something for you. Just click any two cards in the deck, and this nifty little site gives you advice about how to play that hand.

By the way, if you don't play poker, I apologize for this post.

TOM DELAY: STILL A HYPOCRITE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

Former Congressman Tom Delay (R-TX) appeared on Meet The Press this morning to discuss, among other things, the war in Iraq. One of my favorite quotes though, came when Tim Russert challenged Mr. Delay about a statement in which he said he "questions the patriotism" of those who challenge the President's war strategy.
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Did you hear that? It's his opinion that, "When you go to war, we should all come together", and, "...once you have our soldiers and our, our young people dying on the battlefield, we should come together."

Wow, that's a nifty opinion there Tom. Now let's see how you "came together" during President Clinton's military action in Bosnia, shall we?
"You can support the troops but not the president."
--Rep Tom Delay (R-TX)
Is THAT what they call "coming together" in Texas?

"I cannot support a failed foreign policy. History teaches us that it is often easier to make war than peace. This administration is just learning that lesson right now. The President began this mission with very vague objectives and lots of unanswered questions. A month later, these questions are still unanswered. There are no clarified rules of engagement. There is no timetable. There is no legitimate definition of victory. There is no contingency plan for mission creep. There is no clear funding program. There is no agenda to bolster our over-extended military. There is no explanation defining what vital national interests are at stake. There was no strategic plan for war when the President started this thing, and there still is no plan today"
--Rep Tom Delay (R-TX)
Wow, you could seriously replace "one month" with "five years" and apply Delay's whole argument to Iraq. Oh, and you could also factor in that Iraq is about 100 times as expensive ...and deadly. But hey Tom, you did "come together", right?

The even funnier thing here is that the United States (to this day) has not lost ONE soldier in combat in Bosnia... yet it was worthy of constant criticism from right-wing politicians, talking-heads, and columnists a decade ago. However, when ANYONE chooses to point out five years of failed policy, planning, and execution in Iraq, they're labeled "unpatriotic" by the same crew who criticized a Democratic President's military action.

Am I wrong? I thought right-wingers HATED flip-flopping?

Sunday, March 18, 2007

DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER? GET CREATIVE!

Here's a website that's compiled some of the best smart-ass responses to test questions ever seen. One of my favorites is this one:

The rest of them can be found HERE.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

MR. ROGERS VISITS THE SET OF "THE INCREDIBLE HULK" (CIRCA 1980)

Just too weird and wonderful not to post.

Friday, March 16, 2007

CARMEN ELECTRA AND A SOAP ACTRESS FALL ON CATWALK

It's always funny when people slip on the catwalk. Add in a B-celebrity and a semi-known soap actress, and you've got yourselves a grade "A" video.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

A TOUCHING TRIBUTE TO RICHARD JENI FROM CHRIS ROCK

For those of you who don't know already, comedian Richard Jeni died Saturday of a self-inflicted gunshot wound at his Hollywood home. Apparently the 49 year-old entertainer was friends with fellow comedian Chris Rock. So when Rock appeared Monday on The Late Show with David Letterman to promote his new movie "I Think I Love My Wife", the host mentioned the tragedy and gave Rock the opportunity to say a few words about his friend. These are those words:

Mind you that Rock taped this show Monday afternoon, just 48 hours after Jeni's body was discovered. And yet Rock chooses to launch into what appears to be some hastily prepared material about his friend's love of modestly priced steak joints, and then conclude with an implied endorsement of his movie from his dead friend.

Classy!

Sunday, March 11, 2007

AVERAGE HOMEBOY DEMO

If you haven't seen this "web classic", then you really haven't lived yet. Denny Hazen had a dream, AND the balls to make a video that features his horribly mediocre rap skills. You'll earn my respect if you make it though the whole thing without pausing for laughter.

READ DENNY "BLAZIN'" HAZIN'S WIKIPEDIA PAGE

Saturday, March 10, 2007

IF YOU'RE NOT EXCITED ABOUT iPHONE ALREADY...

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...just watch Steve Jobs' keynote speech in which he goes through all the "goodies" that come standard with Apple's latest (and greatest) invention! It's truly amazing!

Friday, March 09, 2007

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO EDWARD FURLONG?


Wow! This should be the ONLY anti-smoking campaign ever. This dude is only 29 years-old?!

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Sunday, March 04, 2007

THE SECRET LIFE OF BRIAN

I usually try to limit my video blogging to short-form clips, but in this case an exception is in order. "The Secret Life of Brian" is a fascinating BBC documentary that examines religious fervor that surrounded Monty Python's 1979 film. There's interviews, behind-the-scenes footage, and tons of other interesting facts that any MP will enjoy. It's running-time is just over 50 minutes, but trust me, it's worth every second.

ANN COULTER IS STILL CLASSY...

For those of you who wondered whether Ann Coulter is still a "brilliant" conservative satirist... take a look at this:

Is that really worth an applause break? I find it funny that the NBA sanctioned a former player for comments like this... yet an audience filled with compassionate conservatives "hoots and hollers" in approval.

Friday, March 02, 2007

PICTURES FROM MY CHILDHOOD: MAD MAGAZINE

Boy, there's nothing like seeing a particular image from your childhood to instantly take you back 25 years. For me, this happened when I stumbled upon Doug Gilford's "Mad Cover Site". You see, Doug is a long-time (and obsessive) collector of Mad Magazine, and has even scanned in every cover from his collection. It was there I came across this:For some reason this cover is seared into my brain, along with hundreds of other covers from 1975-1983. If you were a kid of this era, I encourage you to GO TO HIS SITE and take a mental trip back in time.

Thursday, March 01, 2007

CHICKEN POLICE?

Two rabbits go head-to-head, until a couple of chickens decide to break it up? Is this normal behavior for poultry? Or have they watched too many CHiPs re-runs?

STEWIE GRIFFIN: JACKASS

I must admit that, although I'm not a huge fan of "The Family Guy", it does have it's moments when it comes to doing a "dead on" parody.