ROBOTIC ARM + CAR SEAT + FIVE-POINT HARNESS=POTENTIAL HEAD INJURY

Some genius decided to weld a car seat to an industrial robotic arm in order to create his own "carnival ride" of sorts. However without proper safety precautions, or even a helmet, watch this subject nearly get his head crushed within seconds.

CRAZY BRIDE HAIRCUT: THE EXTENDED VERSION!

For those of you who enjoyed my previous post. Here's six whole minutes of "Crazy Bride Haircut"! This gives some much needed set-up and a few minutes of post "snip snip" action.

Awesome!

GET READY TO LIKE KEVIN FEDERLINE IN THIRTY SECONDS...

Here's a sneak peek at K-Fed's Super Bowl ad. Nice concept/execution. I must say that it's funnier than I ever thought it would be. Who knew that he was the one with talent in that marriage?

APPARENTLY THIS IS HOW OREGONIANS DRIVE IN THE SNOW.

Can anyone confirm if this is indeed Portland?

AMAZING FACE-RECOGNITION TECHNOLOGY!

This program can build impressive 3D face models from 2D photos! If you can make it past the bone-dry voice over, it gets really cool around the 2:00 mark.

AND THE #1 SIGN THAT YOU SHOULDN'T BE GETTING MARRIED IS...

...you start hacking off huge chunks of hair just hours before the ceremony. Apparently this bride wasn't happy with her "wedding day" hairstyle, so she decides to give herself a funky new look with the help of some giant scissors. "Not a good idea," you say? Well, her bridesmaids didn't think so either.

I love when the one girl calls for champaign as the "miracle fix" to the problem. Yeah, no need to get to the bottom of this insane behavior, just get her drunk.

EXTRA EXTRA! JOAN COLLINS AND CHARLOTTE RAE ARE FEUDING!

Wow! Is this what celebrity news has come to? 80 year-old Charlotte Ray (better known as Mrs. Garrett from TV's Facts of Life) called Joan Collins a "bitch" on the red carpet of Collins' stage show in Los Angeles last week, and the media can't get enough of it. In this clip, drunken phone sex addict (warning: the link to the left contains naughty language) Pat O'Brien gleefully stokes the fire of this non-issue.

Is it just me, or has Pat O'Brien forfeited the right to chuckle at other people's verbal missteps?

THANKS TO DEFAMER

SNL DID SOMETHING FUNNY! REALLY?

I found myself laughing out loud at this segment from Weekend Update. And zing to to Michael Vick... what an idiot.

WOMAN FLIPS CAR ON FLIMSY GATE?

I'm not sure how this happened, and I know you couldn't recreate it if your life depended on it.

COMPUTERS + WATER = A WILD DISPLAY!

Water drops are used as pixels to create an amazing display for Jeep. It really has to be seen to be truly appreciated.

MORE CLASSIC STAR TREK SET TO MUSIC

A few months ago, I posted a mash-up of classic Star Trek video with Monty Python audio. Now someone does the same thing with the Jefferson Airplane's classic "White Rabbit". Enjoy!

HOW LONG UNTIL THIS TAPE BECOMES "PEOPLE'S EXHIBIT #1"?

Is this what rich people do to amuse themselves?

THE NEW ADVENTURES OF MR. T

More genius from Robert Smigel.

JAKE GYLLENHAAL: THE KING OF COMMITTAL!

If you didn't see it, Jake's open to SNL was a classic!

THE GREATEST "FART LIGHTING" VIDEO EVER

Needless to say that this dude got more than he bargained for... from his own ass!

ZING! LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN MOCKS THE NEW iPHONE!

GOOD GOD THE iPHONE IS COOL!

Take a look at this live-action demonstration of the new Apple iPhone. A truly amazing piece of work!

ARE DOG "SHOCK COLLARS" HUMANE?

Probably not... but they are funny when tested on humans!

ANGELINA JOLIE: MOTHER OF THE YEAR!

Okay, so we all knew that Angelina Jolie is attracted to damaged men (Billy Bob?)... but who knew it applied to infants as well. Here's what Jolie had to say about her three kids in this month's Elle Magazine:

"I think I feel so much more for Mad (Maddox) and Z (Zahara) because they're survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her... I met my other kids when they were six months old, they came with personality. A newborn really is this... yes, a blob! But now she's starting to have a personality... I'm conscious that I have to make sure I don't ignore her needs just because I think the others are more vulnerable."

Wow, I hope this doesn't give your "blob" a complex Angelina!

THANKS TO THESUPERFICIAL.COM

LETTERMAN INTERVIEWS A TRUE HERO

Fifty year-old Wesley Autrey lept in front of a subway car to save a man who had fallen from the platform after having a seizure. Here he retells his harrowing story to David Letterman. Amazing stuff.

THE "PELE" OF FOOSBALL

This guy is so getting laid in 1982.

Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I maimed my middle finger on a foosball table? I didn't think so.

STUFF YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT SPIDERS

Scientists give spiders various psychoactive drugs and observe changes in their web building. The results are shocking.

MAYBE THE BEST FINISH OF A FOOTBALL GAME... EVER!

If you didn't catch the Fiesta Bowl last night, you missed one of the best finishes ever. For most of the game, underdog Boise State had Oklahoma on the ropes, at one point holding a 28-10 lead. However Oklahoma fought back and with 1:31 seconds left in the game they had the ball 1st and goal and down 28-20.

What happened after that has the makings of a Disney film.

PRANK CALL: DR. PHIL CALLS A SCIENTOLOGIST

For those of you not familiar with flash soundboards, please go HERE FIRST. By attaching celebrity phrases to various clickable buttons, it allows the average idiot to make prank phone calls as a celebrity.

Okay, now that we've established how it's done, listen to this masterful phone call between Dr. Phil and a helpful spokesperson at the Church of Scientology.