Thursday, November 19, 2009

TWO COMMERCIALS THAT PISS ME OFF AS A MARRIED GUY

First up, the Chase Sapphire "Dress" Commercial:

Ha Ha Ha! Get it? Not only did this guy's wife buy a dress that cost as much as a vacation - she also blew their SHARED Chase Sapphire points on something for herself! And he smiles at the end?! Thanks Chase Sapphire! Maybe next time you could advertise a selfish purchase block for husbands who don't trust their wives!

And don't forget this one:

Yes! "Jo" is a HOT PLUMBER, so this douchebag decides to intentionally plug up his crapper so he can try to get laid! Then, cut to him shoving everything he can down the commode... but the Kohler toilet is up to the task. Finally we reveal that the douchebag is MARRIED! Zing! Awesome!

So remember this: Chase Sapphire thinks it's funny when one spouse spends thousands of dollars behind the other's back, and Kohler wants to be associated with adultery! Thanks Madison Avenue!

By the way, just searched the Kohler page on YouTube and found this little gem:

Yay! More implied adultery to sell Kohler products!

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