COTTON CANDY FIGHT GOES WRONG!

This insipid altercation features Sean "Son of Rod" Stewart vs. Randy "Son of Aaron" Spelling.

Guys, why bring something as pure as "Fairy Floss" into your dark world?

Notice that Sean repeatedly calls Randy a "mamma's boy" in an apparent attempt to ridicule him for not living life like a man. However, a little digging into Sean's private world reveals these tasty nuggets of information:

Stewart is a recovering drug addict, he is unguarded and amusing, sometimes unintentionally so. He lives in a guesthouse on the Beverly Park estate of his father, who will occasionally be seen on the show.

In a genial and profanity-laced conversation at Koi, Sean Stewart proved his mom's point. When asked what he's done since high school, he said, "Do you honestly want to know? Lot of rehab. Lot of drugs. Heroin and pills. Lot of alcohol. And that's about it."

Wha? A celebrity kid is a drug-addict? What's this world coming to?

THANKS TO DEFAMER