AND THE #1 SIGN THAT YOU SHOULDN'T BE GETTING MARRIED IS...

...you start hacking off huge chunks of hair just hours before the ceremony. Apparently this bride wasn't happy with her "wedding day" hairstyle, so she decides to give herself a funky new look with the help of some giant scissors. "Not a good idea," you say? Well, her bridesmaids didn't think so either.

I love when the one girl calls for champaign as the "miracle fix" to the problem. Yeah, no need to get to the bottom of this insane behavior, just get her drunk.