MORE NEGATIVE EFFECTS OF HAVING A SMALL PENIS

This one's a special "Country Music" edition. You see, Troy Lee Gentry is one of those macho, hat wearin', All-American, ass kickin' country singer types. His videos are chock full of macho images of Troy (or his alter ego) protecting family, God, the military, and everything else "those damn liberals" hate.

However, in Mr. Gentry's quest to appear tough... it seems he may have broken the law by shooting a tame bear in an enlosed cage, and then staging the kill to appear to have happened in the wild. Oh, and just to be "extra tough", he shot the animal with a bow and arrow so as to extend it's last painful minutes on Earth. Yee Haw!

From Forbes:

Troy Lee Gentry, of the country singing duo Montgomery Gentry, has been accused of killing a tame black bear that federal officials say he tagged as killed in the wild.

Authorities allege that Gentry purchased the bear from Greenly, a wildlife photographer and hunting guide, then killed it with a bow and arrow in an enclosed pen on Greenly's property in October 2004.

Gentry allegedly paid about $4,650 for the bear, named Cubby. The bear's death was videotaped, and the tape later edited so Gentry appeared to shoot the animal in a "fair chase" hunting situation, the government alleges.

Hey, how about we go out with a little Troy Lee ditty called "You Do Your Thing". (WARNING: This video contains quite possibly the most simplistic and stupid lyrics of all time!)

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