Gilbert Gottfried named "Unsexiest Man"...

The Boston Phoenix declares that comedian Gilbert Gottfried is the "Unsexiest Man in the World". That hurts. What's worse? Being less sexy than (second place) Yankees' pitcher Randy Johnson, and (third place) Roger Ebert.

Honorable mention includes: Dr. Phil McGraw, George Steinbrenner, Alan Colmes of "Hannity & Colmes", Osama bin Laden (#8), and Mike Diamond from "The Beastie Boys".