Ashlee Simpson "dumber" than Jessica?
From a recent interview with Ashlee Simpson:Ashlee Simpson has joked that she is more attractive than sister Jessica.
The singer claims she is prettier than the 'Dukes Of Hazzard' star, despite denying rumours of sibling rivalry in the past.
She is quoted in Scotland's Daily Record newspaper as saying: "I'm taller than she is and my legs are longer than hers
…I got lucky because my chest size isn't completely massive.
You got "lucky" because your chest size isn't COMPLETELY MASSIVE?! WHAT?! That's like saying you got "lucky" because your hands don't have all their fingers.
As dumb as Jessica is... she'll never come close to her little sis'.
Hat tip to Goldenfiddle for the article.
posted by Russell Arch at
4/26/2006
3 Comments:
Yep.. A-cups the world over count their blessings daily.
..and is it just me or does that look like a photo of a young Woody Harrelson in drag?
Are we talkin' "Cheers" Woody? Or "Money Train" Woody?
Cheers, of course. I can even hear Ashlee singing "The Kelly Song".
Love the "MT" reference.. an under-appreciated Robert Blake vehicle.
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