When young star obsess...
UPDATE: SEE A SUPER CLOSE UP OF "CHOPPERS" HERE!
Okay, Hillarie Duff has been in the spotlight for some time now. So imagine my surprise when I saw this picture of her brand-new choppers! Not to mention, a brand new (and alien-like) smile!
Doesn't she look like Jeff Bridges in "Starman", clumsily trying to emulate a human smile? And by the way, in all the years she's been around, did you ever hear anyone say, "Gosh, that Hillarie Duff would be super cute... IF she'd just fix her fucking teeth!"
I mean, take a look at the "old" set:
Was this really a "trade up"?
Okay, Hillarie Duff has been in the spotlight for some time now. So imagine my surprise when I saw this picture of her brand-new choppers! Not to mention, a brand new (and alien-like) smile!
Doesn't she look like Jeff Bridges in "Starman", clumsily trying to emulate a human smile? And by the way, in all the years she's been around, did you ever hear anyone say, "Gosh, that Hillarie Duff would be super cute... IF she'd just fix her fucking teeth!"I mean, take a look at the "old" set:
Was this really a "trade up"?
posted by Russell Arch at
2/11/2006
2 Comments:
Jesus, what'd she score? The discounted "Mr. Ed" special?
(Believe me, I wracked my fat brain for a solid donkey reference... I was gonna go with "Gus" before I recalled he was a talking mule...)
Zoiks! There's an old actor's trick, to simulate ill-fitting false teeth by doing that with the corners of your mouth. (It's also a "tell" for ill-fitting false teeth.) This poor girl really needs an intervention.
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