Okay, here's your dilemma...

...you want to watch a movie, but you also want to hear the "F-Word" uttered as many times as possible. Impossible to satisfy both cravings? Well, maybe before wikipedia created their "Fuck list"... but not anymore.

First on the list? How about Rob Zombie's 2005 offering, "The Devil's Rejects", coming in with an impressive 5.13 FPM (Fucks-per-minute). I wonder if he just copied and pasted a bunch of "fucks" in his screenplay, and then just added a few words in between each one?

Surprisingly, South Park's "Bigger, Longer and Uncut" comes in at #45 at a measley 1.80 FPM, and "The Aristocrats" is all the way down at #70 (1.12 FPM).